Posted 4 weeks ago

definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash

Posted 4 weeks ago

robotic:

And then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.” 

Posted 4 weeks ago
Posted 4 weeks ago

beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

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Posted 1 month ago

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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Posted 1 month ago

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster)

Posted 1 month ago

(Source: 809212)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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Posted 1 month ago

laserbabe:

i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song

Posted 1 month ago

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

Posted 1 month ago
futurefantasticxmasurl:

qtheresurrection:


Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

So realistic!!

yeah steven looks almost human here

futurefantasticxmasurl:

qtheresurrection:

Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

So realistic!!

yeah steven looks almost human here

(Source: cinecat)

Posted 1 month ago

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: kittypeaches)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

(Source: zenigata)